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Michael Edward's avatar

Thank you, Ben! I really appreciate that :)

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Jon T's avatar

I had to adjust my reading glasses. At first i though it said “hairy back”

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Jon T's avatar

But seriously, the 2nd person creep of this tale is great

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Michael Edward's avatar

Thank you, Jon, I really appreciate that :)

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April Whalley's avatar

Hairy backs are also quite creepy....

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Michael Edward's avatar

Haha I know right, I think that may have been a better/spookier way to end!

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Simon Sørheim's avatar

Nonsense! There is actually nothing warmer and cosier than sharing a sleeping bag with a hairy backed man…I tell my girlfriend this everytime we go camping

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Michael Edward's avatar

Hahaha Simon, this is gold. Once again you crack me up.

As for sharing a sleeping bag with a hairy backed man, I’ll have to take your word for it. :)

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Michael Edward's avatar

Hahaha, Jon, that’s amazing!

I think “hairy back” would have been an even better/spookier ending.

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April Whalley's avatar

Hello is that the police? Yes I think someone is watching me. His name is Michael Platypus Edward. I think he might have been in my house. Yes I understand that he is in Australia and I am in the UK but I am not a predictable person and yet somehow ..... HE KNEW MY EVERY THOUGHT AND MOVEMENT....

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Michael Edward's avatar

Hahaha “I am not a predictable person” — I hear that, April, because neither am I.

But seriously, thank you, for the lovely comment — I always enjoy your comments. And thank you for using my full and definitely correct name in your call to the police :)

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April Whalley's avatar

Fabulous and truly creepy story Michael, loved it!

Also, funny thing, the police knew instantly who you were, apparently there is an Interpol wanted poster and everything.....

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Michael Edward's avatar

Ohh no, their on to me! Hahaha

Thank you, April, I’m so glad you enjoyed it. :)

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Mya Dexter's avatar

Seasonably unnerving...! Expertly executed...

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Michael Edward's avatar

Thank you, Mya. I really appreciate you saying so. :)

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Kimber S Prewit's avatar

*Lights a candle for that comforting old school feel of reading haunting words*

This is absolutely spooktacular...dare I say creeptacular! (Bet the words didn’t see THAT word coming!)👻

*Blows out candle-instant darkness and creepy, villainous laughs ensue*

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Michael Edward's avatar

“Bet the words didn’t see THAT word coming!” — Kimber, that was hilarious! And you’re right, the words had no idea that such spectacular-halloween variations of the word spectacular were even possible. You definitely win this round.

Also, thank you, for reading, commenting, restacking, and for having fun with words — it is all very much appreciated.

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Kimber S Prewit's avatar

Thanks for writing a brilliant, witty piece that speaks to the soul and beyond!😄

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Michael Edward's avatar

Thank you, Kimber. ☺️🙏😊

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RenoQueen's avatar

My brain is now full of opposing and conflicting thoughts. I'm confused yet laughing.

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Michael Edward's avatar

Hahaha excellent, then the writing had the desired effect.

Thanks, RenoQueen, it’s always a pleasure to read your comments :)

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RenoQueen's avatar

Indeed and thank you!

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Susan-Jane Harrison's avatar

How did you know?!?

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Michael Edward's avatar

Ohh I have my ways... haha

But in all seriousness, thanks for reading and commenting, Misbehaved Muse! It it much appreciated :)

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Susan-Jane Harrison's avatar

My pleasure!

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daisy cashin's avatar

woah! I feel like I just walked into one of those palm reader stalls in Chinatown

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Michael Edward's avatar

Excellent, then my plan is working... haha

But seriously, thanks Daisy, your comment is much appreciated. :)

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Robin LaVoie's avatar

Simply a joy to get caught up in this one!

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Michael Edward's avatar

Thank you, Robin. I’m glad you enjoyed it. And as always I really appreciate you taking the time to comment.

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Mr. Troy Ford's avatar

Haha! Yay! Seasonal color - well done Michael. You left your back door unlocked, by the way... ;) 👻💀👁️

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Michael Edward's avatar

Haha well played sir.

And, of course, thank you brother - it is much appreciated. 😊

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Claudia ✓'s avatar

your phone

has just flickered

with flashes

brought you a smile

...you know is

(the trouble)

instantly, you sensed

(...my pulse)

🕮🎕

[something i wrote a time ago]

this story absorbed me in its flow;

i loved it

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Michael Edward's avatar

Thanks for sharing your piece, Coco — I like it. I can see how it relates.

And thanks for your kind words about my piece, I’m glad you enjoyed it and I really appreciate you taking the time to say so.

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Claudia ✓'s avatar

Michael, thank you too.

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Nicole Jones Herron's avatar

Trick or treat?

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Michael Edward's avatar

Nice! Very well played. I guess, I was going for a little of column A and a little of column B.

Thanks for taking the time to read and comment, Nicole, it is much appreciated. :)

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Zan Tafakari's avatar

Oooooo very witty - I felt this

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Michael Edward's avatar

Thanks, Zan! That is much appreciated, my friend.

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Marmi's avatar

This post is equal parts well-crafted and creepy! Well done my friend for the holiday-themed edition of TCP! 🎃👻☠️💀🧟🐈‍⬛

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Michael Edward's avatar

Thank you, Marmi! That is much appreciated. And thank you for enlightening me to TCP acronym - I quite like that 🙏😊

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Marmi's avatar

Yw my friend! I've just realized for my newsletter though, the acronym would be GDP - yuck too macroeconomic-sounding 😂

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Michael Edward's avatar

Hahaha ohh no, that does have a heavy economic ring to it 😂

I like the title of your newsletter though - I’ve always thought it’s one of the more fun ones. 😊

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Himanshu kumar singh's avatar

Wow, I don't know what more to say, you beautifully explained the feelings of the reader, the feelings of being watched, the feeling of someone is observing us. I want to say many things but I am unable to find the words for appreciation. This blog is gonna stick with me for a long time.

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Michael Edward's avatar

Wow, thank you, Himanshu, for such lovely and kind words. It really means a lot to hear that the piece worked well in your eyes, and so, I really appreciate you taking the time to comment and let me know what you thought. :)

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Marc Typo's avatar

Great read Michael - you have a way of pulling your reader deeper and deeper. This post reminds me of that Netflix show series called Joan is Awful. Wonder if you heard of it?

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Michael Edward's avatar

Thank you, Marc, I really appreciate your kind words - it means a lot.

And no, I haven’t heard of it, but now I’m intrigued 🤔

Is it worth checking out?

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Marc Typo's avatar

To be honest, it's not. But I think watching the trailer will let you know why I mentioned it. Maybe you'll decide to watch it after. I'd hate for my first recommendation for you would be something you'd hate haha!

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Michael Edward's avatar

I appreciate your honesty, and your concern for offering a good recommendation.

I’ll telI you what: I’ll check out the trailer to catch the reference and I’ll leave it at that haha.

Thanks Marc :)

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Marc Typo's avatar

My name is all I have!

Good deal, Michael!

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