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A blister of a mystery
I didn’t know where I was when I woke up that morning.
Aug 29 • 
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An Unfamiliar Face
I wrote this piece a while back, maybe a year or two into my sobriety journey, and for reasons I can’t really explain, I never felt comfortable posting…
Aug 15 • 
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Digital Lands Unknown
Today’s post is a little different.
Aug 1 • 
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July 2025

Agents of the Intangible
Moving together as if one solid mass they veiled the sky.
Jul 18 • 
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The Fog
The first time I got high I was eight years old.
Jul 5 • 
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June 2025

Piss farting around
If, upon my death, I am shown some sort of life review, I suspect there will be an inordinate number of scenes of me on the toilet.
Jun 20 • 
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Michael Edward is lucky
(because he believes it!)
Published on Unfixed  • Jun 8
Violet Street
WARNING: This story delves into sad and confronting themes.
Jun 6 • 
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May 2025

The Chicken has Hatched!
Writing, Love, and Entanglement
May 23 • 
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A travesty so wrong, it must be righted!
The campaign to immortalize a revolutionary creature
May 9 • 
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April 2025

The Duck-Mole Paradoxus
A wise hero, indeed
Apr 25 • 
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No-Pets Rentals
Evie and I have it down to a science. . .
Apr 11 • 
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